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Princess Pelosi Gets Her MS14H On

Posted on | November 17, 2013 | 26 Comments

by Smitty

We’re talking full-on, industrial manure spreaders here, folks. She features:

  • Easy chain access
  • Hydraulic endgate
  • Heavy-duty tires
  • Piggy-back cylinders

Crucially, what Princess Pelosi brings is a nearly Bagdad Bob level of intensity to her prevarication.
To paraphrase Jean-Pierre McGarrigle

“In an age of spin, Princess Pelosi offers feeling and authenticity. Her message is consistent–unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence–but she commands daily attention by her on-the-spot, deception-rich variations on the theme. Her lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. See is a Method actress in a production that will close in a dozen months. She stands superior to truth.”

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When we crouch in the rubble, huddled around a fire for warmth, and try to recall just exactly how things went so horribly wrong with the United States, Princess Pelosi will occupy a particular place of scorn. Lord have mercy on her soul, and visit her despicable political career with a healthy dose of justice.

via Pat Dollard

Comments

26 Responses to “Princess Pelosi Gets Her MS14H On”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

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  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 17th, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

    There is a reason Nancy’s eyes are brown.

  9. Linda Starr
    November 17th, 2013 @ 10:15 pm

    Only You: can communicate the appropriate level of SCORN!

  10. RMHBiscuit
    November 17th, 2013 @ 10:18 pm

    Princess @NancyPelosi Gets Her MS14H On : http://t.co/VhRT9f2j3V

  11. Steve Skubinna
    November 17th, 2013 @ 10:30 pm

    There’s a whole lot of whang dang doodle in your post. Not to mention some doo wah diddy.

  12. Coondawg68
    November 17th, 2013 @ 10:42 pm

    Princess Pelosi Gets Her MS14H On : The Other McCain http://t.co/jNw4cVORNZ

  13. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 17th, 2013 @ 11:21 pm

    And poo, lots and lots of that too.

  14. Steve Skubinna
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:04 am

    Coo coo ca joob!

  15. smitty_one_each
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:16 am

    “Coo coo ca joob!” — Steve Skubinna http://t.co/tog6lXKojj

  16. gmardre
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:31 am

    “Princess Pelosi Gets Her MS14H On” good read http://t.co/5qAewMNeyB

  17. Bob Belvedere
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:33 am

    Don’t let it be forgot
    That once there was a snot
    For one brief horrible moment
    That was known as Obamelot.

  18. sokeijarhead
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:50 am

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  19. r0caca
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:54 am

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  20. M. Thompson
    November 18th, 2013 @ 2:49 am

    She’s just lying with extra conviction here.

  21. smitty_one_each
    November 18th, 2013 @ 7:42 am

    “Don’t let it be forgotThat once there was a snotFor one brief horrible momentThat was known as…” — Bob Belvedere http://t.co/lEzNCNxkXp

  22. smitty
    November 18th, 2013 @ 7:43 am

    I knew there was something she really needed, and I think a conviction might be it.

  23. Quartermaster
    November 18th, 2013 @ 9:07 am

    My Highway Superintendent called those things “Politician Campaign Wagons.” He made a point of telling me, an elected official at the time, that when we were out running roads. I laughed at it as I thought the nick was quite appropriate.
    OT, a 3 YO kid was asked at the County Fair if he knew his colors. Yep! He quickly answered. Grandma then asked, “well what are they.” the 3 YO quickly came back with “red, yellow and John Deere.”

  24. McGehee
    November 18th, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

    Princess Pelosi will occupy a particular place of scorn.

    “Will”?

    She marked out that spot years ago. Among those of us with the misfortune to have lived in California, she’s had a reservation sign on it for decades.

  25. Kevin Trainor Jr.
    November 19th, 2013 @ 2:57 am

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