In The Mailbox: 04.16.26

Posted on | April 16, 2026 | No Comments

Tax season is over. Time to return to monitoring the situation.
Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley et Hamas delendam sunt.

Just another day in the wasteland.

OVER THE TRANSOM
Director Blue: The Day of the Johnstown Flood (1889),
357 Magnum: Taxman
EBL: “Me and the IRS”, “After Taxes”, and Why do Orcas fear Sperm and Pilot Whales?
Twitchy: US Oil & Gas Association Takes Kamala Apart For Whining About High Gas Prices, You Can See The Actual Moment Scott Jennings Crushes David Hogg’s Soul, and Chuck Todd Gives Pete Hegseth A “Poser Complex” Diagnosis As Irony Meters Explode
Louder With Crowder: Wisconsin’s Secretary of State Blames Climate Change For Hail, New Report Exposes California Taxpayers Paying For Illegal Immigrants’ Gender Reassignment, Serial Killer Dubbed “Angel Of Death” Is Now Being Housed In A Female Prison, Democrat frontrunner in California makes Gavin Newsom look like Donald Trump, and Don’t forget the SAVE Act…is John Thune compromised?
Vox Popoli: The EFF’s Skin Suit
Upstream Reviews: Unlikely Prophet
Cedar Sanderson: The Sons of Martha
Stoic Observations: DE HITL AI, also, I’m Not Bartleby
The Bugscuffle Gazette: Prometheus Award Finalists!

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
CDR Salamander: What are the details for 18 battle force ships and 16 non-battle force ships?
Don Surber: Trump orange-pilled the world
Racket News: Racket List – Congressmen With Pants Down
STUMP: Tax Day 2026 – Meep Files Her Taxes

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The Dumbest White Liberal in Georgia

Posted on | April 16, 2026 | No Comments

Because I’m a native of Atlanta, I’m old enough to remember when DeKalb County was nice — affluent, prestigious, even. But the DeKalb County of 40 or 50 years ago has ceased to exist, and the only white people who live there now are those too stupid to understand their imminent peril. Hence the complaint from Mandy to local WXIA-TV:

A DeKalb County woman says her calls to 911 went unanswered after she became trapped in a chaotic street takeover, raising concerns about emergency response times in the area.
The incident happened just after 6 p.m. Saturday at the intersection of Chamblee Tucker and Alton roads, where tire marks still remain from cars spinning in the roadway.
Mandy said she was on her way to a friend’s house when she suddenly found herself surrounded by cars doing donuts and crowds of teenagers filling the intersection.
“I am blocked in, and I am absolutely terrified,” she said.
She described a scene of cars spinning recklessly while some people in the crowd appeared to be holding weapons and setting off fireworks.
“Just seeing teenagers brandishing weapons and shooting off fireworks… it was crazy,” Mandy said.
With no way to leave, she called 911 for help. She said she stayed on the line for about a minute but never reached a dispatcher.
“I was on the phone for maybe a minute. Nobody picked up,” she said.
Mandy said the takeover continued for 20 to 30 minutes without any police response. By the time she was able to leave and make it home safely, she received a text message from DeKalb County 911 asking if she needed a callback — nearly 45 minutes after her initial call.
“This was about 45 minutes after I tried calling them. I was already safe at home,” she said.
She said her experience reflects a broader concern, noting that others have shared similar stories about difficulty reaching emergency services in DeKalb County.
“If you were in a real emergency, I can’t even imagine the desperation and panic,” Mandy said. “You should be able to rely on 911.”
DeKalb County officials did not provide a direct response about this specific incident. However, police said officers did respond to the scene, though those involved had already fled.
County leaders have previously acknowledged staffing shortages within the 911 system and say they are working on improvements, including the potential use of new technology to better manage high call volumes.
For residents like Mandy, the lingering question remains whether help will be there when it’s needed most.

The area where this happened was in Chamblee, north of the Atlanta campus of Mercer University, and south of the junction of I-85 and I-285. It’s a neighborhood known as Embry Hills which, 70 years ago, was nothing but farmland. Then in 1957, three brothers — Jack, James and Neal Embry — purchased 600 acres and built more than 700 homes in a planned development. It’s still the same place physically, with brick ranch houses on tree-shaded half-acre lots, but demographic changes have completely altered the social environment. Reading about Mandy, who “was on her way to a friend’s house,” my thought was: What kind of friend do you have in that neighborhood, lady? Pardon me for the suspicion that Mandy was on her way to score an ounce of weed.

As recently as 1980, DeKalb County was still 70% white, but today fewer than 30% of the county’s residents are white. In the 2024 election, Kamala Harris got 82% of the vote in DeKalb County. To answer the question, “How bad is DeKalb County?” it is only necessary to point out that Kamala Harris got a higher percentage of the vote there than she did in San Francisco, California — it’s that bad. It is therefore not in the least surprising that motorists driving through DeKalb County on a Saturday afternoon would find their way blocked by gun-wielding gangs of feral teenagers, and that their calls to 911 went unanswered.

As dangerous as Embry Hills may be, however, at least it’s on the north side of DeKalb County. About 15 miles south of there — dear God, it’s Mogadishu down around Flat Shoals Road:

Olaolukitan Adon-Abel (left); Lauren Bullis (right)

Woman killed in DeKalb shooting spree was a federal employee, DHS says
A U.S. Department of Homeland Security employee was one of two women killed during this week’s DeKalb County shooting spree that injured a third person, the federal agency confirmed Wednesday.
Lauren Bullis, 40, was walking her dog in a residential area off Flat Shoals Road just north of I-285 when she was fatally shot and stabbed Monday, DeKalb police said. DHS confirmed Bullis worked in multiple roles at the Office of Inspector General, including as an auditor in the Office of Audits and as a team leader in the Office of Innovation.
“Beyond her professional accomplishments, Lauren was a bright spot for so many of the DHS community. She brought warmth, kindness, and a genuine sense of care to her colleagues each day,” said a DHS statement provided to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “She was the kind of person who made others feel valued and supported, and her presence will be deeply missed.”
Olaolukitan Adon Abel, 26, was arrested in connection with Bullis’ death as well as the earlier fatal shooting of another woman and the injury of a man, law enforcement said. He faces two counts of murder, aggravated assault, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possession of a weapon during the commission of a crime.
He remains in the DeKalb jail. Court records do not yet list his attorney, and Abel waived his first appearance hearing Tuesday.
He was born in the United Kingdom and became a naturalized citizen in 2022, according to DHS.
DeKalb police have said they are trying to determine if Abel knew the victims. Brookhaven police confirmed the man, wounded while sleeping in front of a grocery store, was randomly attacked.
Bullis was an avid runner who participated in the 2026 Publix Atlanta Marathon, the Atlanta Track Club said. Spokesperson Natalie Cabanas said the track club was saddened to hear about her death, though she added the staff did not know her personally.
Supporters launched a GoFundMe campaign for Bullis’ husband that had raised nearly $10,000 by noon Wednesday.
According to an arrest warrant, Bullis was walking her dog just before 7 a.m. when Abel passed her in a silver Volkswagen Jetta and shortly after attacked her.
Officials said she was the last of three to be shot during the alleged spree, which began around 12:50 a.m. when a woman was shot 14 times outside a Checkers restaurant on Wesley Chapel Road. She was identified by the county’s medical examiner’s office as 31-year-old Prianna Weathers.
Soon after, around 2 a.m., Brookhaven police officers received a call about a man shot in front of a Kroger at the Cherokee Plaza along Peachtree Road.
Abel was arrested Monday afternoon in Troup County.
DHS, in its statement, touted President Donald Trump’s immigration efforts since the Joe Biden administration “to ensure individuals with criminal histories and who otherwise lack good moral character do not attain citizenship.” The agency cited increased efforts to vet immigration applications.
Abel has prior convictions in Savannah and California, but they came after he became a citizen, court documents show.
In June, he pleaded guilty in a Chatham County courtroom to four counts of sexual battery. He was subsequently sentenced to probation, banned from entering Savannah for four years and ordered to obtain a psychosexual social evaluation, documents show.
The charges stemmed from four instances where Abel “intentionally” touched “the intimate parts” of four women without their consent on April 20, 2025, according to court documents.
In total, five sexual assault calls came in within nearly an hour involving a suspect matching the same description, and four victims wanted to press charges, an incident report from the Savannah Police Department says. During his arrest in Savannah, officers found a knife in Abel’s sweatshirt pocket, police said.
In October 2024, Abel was convicted in California. According to court records out of San Diego County, he pleaded guilty to felony assault with a deadly weapon other than a firearm on a police officer or firefighter and felony vandalism. He was sentenced to probation.

ABC is the first network to report on the heinous murder of Lauren Bullis, a DHS employee, at the hands of a questionably naturalized U.K native with a criminal record. pic.twitter.com/ZmBjjvrVJD

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) April 16, 2026

The southern end of DeKalb County is a no-go zone for white people, and most Georgians wouldn’t even drive through the area on I-285 if they could avoid it. There is a lot of outrage from right-wingers over the fact that the Biden administration let Olaolukitan Adon Abel into the country, but what puzzles me is why Lauren Bullis felt safe living in that neighborhood, much less walking her dog on the street.

Scott Adams could not be reached for comment.

Category: Crime, Georgia

Thanks to All the Tip-Jar Hitters!

Posted on | April 15, 2026 | No Comments

That is a 200-gram firework “cake,” a multi-shot repeater that shoots 20 aerial bursts in about 24 seconds. We just ordered a case of 18 of those — $154.90 wholesale, but with the 25% Early Bird discount, we paid just $116.18 to add 360 shots into our Fourth of July finale.

After publishing the “Big Yellow Button” post Sunday morning, I left it “sticky” at the top of the page for three days, and am grateful to everyone who hit the tip jar to contribute to our purchase of eight cases of fireworks — including 168 mortar shells and two beautiful zig-zag cakes called “High Stepper” that fire 200 shots in 25 seconds:

Among the contributors was a young Virginian named Jonathan, who attended last year’s show and helped with the final set-up. Thanks also to Mr. McCartney; Robert in Oak Brook, Illinois; Charles in Teaneck, New Jersey; and Mr. Schmidt in San Francisco. Gary sent $25 and the message, “Make it spectacular!” (We will!) Mr. Yoder from Pennsylvania contributed, as did Mr. Dodge and Mr. Miller, both of them from the good part of Maryland. Mr. Heath from Texas kicked in, as did Mr. Spear, who shared that he enjoys reading updates about my Army son. Cheryl gave the patriotic sum of $17.76, as did William and Irvin, both of whom expressed their admiration for Mrs. McCain (and her bikini).

Finally, we got $25 and a message (“Blow shit up. Buy McBurgers.”) from someone named Kevin in Nye County, Nevada. Seems suspicious.

Anyway, the order has been placed and will be picked up tomorrow or Friday by one of my sons and, perhaps you might ask, “Is this enough fireworks?” Friends, there is no such thing as “enough fireworks.” Eight cases is a nice start, but with the clock ticking down to the 4th of July — a mere 80 days away now — we continue our quest to acquire the quantity of pyrotechnical awesomeness required to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our independence. By the way, all of y’all are invited to come see the show in Berkeley County, West Virginia; if you’ll be in the vicinity, be sure to get in touch. Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far to our celebration, and to our other readers, I once more remind you that the Five Most Important Words in the English Language are:

HIT THE FREAKING TIP JAR!

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Crazy People Are Dangerous

Posted on | April 15, 2026 | No Comments

Say hello to Noemi Guzman and, while you’re at it, go ahead and say good-bye, because Omaha Police on Tuesday saved Nebraska taxpayers the cost of incarcerating Guzman forever:

An attempted kidnapping at an Omaha Walmart ended with a child injured and a woman dead.
According to Omaha police, officers were called to the Walmart near 72nd and Pine streets around 9:20 a.m. on Tuesday.
When officers arrived, they saw a woman, identified as 31-year-old Noemi Guzman, outside the store holding a knife to a 3-year-old boy, who was in a shopping cart, officials said.
Officials said Guzman approached the caretaker with a knife, giving the caretaker commands to go in front of the shopping cart. Investigators believe Guzman stole the knife from the store.
Police said Guzman followed the caretaker out of the store and into the parking lot.
The caretaker was able to get away and ask a woman in the parking lot to call 911. . . .
Two officers arrived at the store and approached the woman, who was making threats with the knife.
Video showed the suspect swiping the knife at the child, cutting him across the face.
Two Omaha police officers shot and killed the woman after she didn’t respond to verbal commands. . . .
Omaha police said it is unknown what provoked the suspect to approach the caretaker.

You say it’s “unknown”? No, “what provoked the suspect” is very obvious: SHE WAS CRAZY! BONKERS! LOONEY TUNES! WACKO!

Omaha cop prepares to cure Noemi Guzman’s mental illness.

The 31-year-old woman shot dead by police officers during a kidnapping attempt at an Omaha Walmart had committed violent crimes in the past.
Omaha Police have identified the woman as Noemi Guzman.
She had been on the news before. In one case, the courts had found her not responsible for violent crimes by reason of insanity.
In March 2024, Guzman was accused of setting her father’s home on fire and then breaking into St. Frances Cabrini Catholic Church in Omaha — allegedly armed with a kitchen knife. Investigators said a priest had barricaded himself in an upstairs bedroom while Guzman tore the place apart.
For the four felonies, the courts found Guzman “not responsible by reason of insanity.”
In June 2025, the judge ruled that Guzman continued to suffer from a mental illness, namely schizophrenia. It was noted that she was a danger to herself or others and should remain under the court’s supervision.
The psychiatrist was tasked with notifying the courts immediately if Guzman didn’t follow the treatment plan. Until what unfolded Tuesday at Walmart, there was no indication in court records that Guzman hadn’t been following the treatment.
She was scheduled for an annual review on June 12.

Well, she won’t show up for that appointment. Her mental illness has been cured by well-aimed gunfire. Crazy People Are Dangerous.

Category: Crime, Nebraska

In The Mailbox: 04.14.26

Posted on | April 15, 2026 | No Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

You know what tomorrow is.
Silicon Valley et Hamas delenda sunt.

OVER THE TRANSOM
357 Magnum: The Swedish Rape Crisis
EBL: Bananas, Cobia Cheek Sandwich, MAGA Strait of America, Biggest Regrets and Lessons Learned, and Sabrina Carpenter should embrace her inner Amelia
Twitchy: Iran Announces Deployment Of It’s Mini-Sub Fleet & X Can’t Stop Laughing, “All Black Guys Look Like Obama”?, and Occasional Cortex Claims Congressmen Think They Can Get Away With It Because The President’s A Rapist
Louder With Crowder: Leftist who assaulted a TPUSA reporter gets booted off the UW-Stevens Point soccer team, That trans baby killer released from jail 30 years early has an OnlyFans now, Joy Behar claims Jesus Christ was a narcissist, TMZ launches new DC era by confronting Lindsey Graham, and What the Pope has to say about Trump vs. what he has to say about actual terrorists
Vox Popoli: The Islamabad Debacle, Anti-Natalism and d, and The MAGA Catastrophe
Defending The Wood Perilous: Redistricting Virginia – The Death of Fairness
Ammo.com: Gun Laws vs. Crime Rates

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Greatness: Cook Political Report Claims Four Key Senate Races Shift Toward Democrats, Trump DoorDashes McDonald’s to Oval Office to Promote ‘No Tax on Tips’, Tax Invasion, Iran – A Longer View, and No SAVE Act? Congress Still Holds the Trump Card
BattleSwarm: Two Slimeballs Depart Congress
Behind The Black: All is well, Update on Superheavy/Starship, First data from Europe’s Proba-3 satellites suggest the Sun’s slow solar wind is faster and more chaotic than expected, and Space Force selects Blue Origin as possible lessor of “Sudden Flats” site at Vandenberg
CDR Salamander: Bring Rainier & Bridge Out of Reserve
Chicago Boyz: Worth Pondering, also, When David Met Leo
Da Tech Guy: Pintastic NE 2026 Video of the Day Some New Games
Don Surber: Rooting for Iran
Gates Of Vienna: Adequate Vetting a Chronic Weakness of the Trump Administration
The Geller Report: California Passes Bill To Criminalize Undercover Journalism, Iran’s Crown Rises: Pahlavi Ignites a Generational Revolt, ABUSIVE TAXATION: Top 25% Pay Nearly 90%—Bottom 50% Pay Zero, Gabbard Unleashes Docs Showing Intelligence Plot to Frame Trump, and Deranged Tom Friedman Opposes Iran Freedom If Trump, Netanyahu Get Credit
Hollywood In Toto: Crime 101 Is Inferior Spin on This Cop Classic, Is This Hollywood’s Most Unlikely Action Hero? Adam Carolla: How to Lose Friends Yet Influence People, and Why Frank Caliendo’s Trump Take Is Different from the Rest
Legal Insurrection: Two Democrats Running for California Governor Call for Suspension of Gas Tax, When Primate Politics Turn Deadly, Texas Tech University Closing All Gender and Sexuality Programs, Sheriff Sues Woman for $1 Million After She Allegedly Falsely Claimed ICE Detained Her for Two Days, and Ancient Alcoholic SanFran Hag Denies Democrats had Any Prior Knowledge of Allegations Against Swalwell
Nebraska Energy Observer: Brain Drain
Outkick: Jemele Hill, Michelle Beadle And Elle Duncan Predictably Turn Russini Mess Into Gender Grievance, Sabres Social Media Admin Rips Critics After Team Clinches Top Spot In The Division, Think It’s Easy To Buy A World Series?, Chris Pronger Reveals He Once Drunkenly Agreed To A Five-Year Deal With The Oilers, and Sydney Sweeney Wore Her Lingerie Brand In ‘Euphoria’ Dressed Up Like A Dog Making OnlyFans-Like Content
Power Line: Liberals Are Screwed, S&P 500 on the march, Big wow for Judge Rao, Boasberg Slapped Down, and Weekend at Whipple -Harmeet speaks
Shark Tank: Singer Touts “America First” Approach In FL-23 Bid
This Ain’t Hell: Every Marine a Rifleman, also, Two old guys
Transterrestrial Musings: Cats And Cancer
Victory Girls: DNI Tulsi Gabbard Exposes Democrats’ Overthrow Attempt
Watts Up With That: Mike Lee Takes On ‘Valley Of Death’ Plaguing Nuclear Energy Developers, “World Should be Optimistic About Our Fossil Fuel Future”, After All These Years, Alternatives Are Finding Ways to Stand on Their Own, and Is Plug-In Solar Worth It?
The Federalist: Dozens Of Pro-Life Groups Urge DOJ To Stop ‘Siding With’ Abortion Pill Industry, Appeals Court Torches Boasberg For Targeting Trump Immigration Officials, Exclusive: Watchdog Files Complaint Against Obama Judge At Center Of Arctic Frost Lawfare, At Coachella, Sabrina Carpenter Learns There’s A Fine Line Between An Audience And A Woke Mob, and A Supreme Court That Doesn’t Stop Birthplace Citizenship Isn’t Originalist

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NY Times Keeps Lying About Everything, Including the Basic Facts of Life

Posted on | April 14, 2026 | No Comments

It should go without saying that you should never trust anything published by the New York Times, but Dartmouth College economics professor Paul Novosad has done a great service with this latest demonstration of the NYT “fake news” phenomenon.

The Upshot is a section of the New York Times that advertises itself as providing “analytical journalism in words and graphics,” which is to say, this is the part where they try to add the aura of statistical certainty to their dishonest propaganda: “See? Here’s a chart — numbers don’t lie!”

Last week, they published this steaming pile of poo:

“Fertility delayed is fertility denied” is one of the great maxims of demographics. As a matter of statistical average, postponing parenthood means reducing the total number of children. It requires a few more sentences to explain why this is true, but the fundamental fact is that every woman begins her fertile years at puberty (menarche) and concludes her fertility at menopause. Biology establishes a window of roughly 30 years (roughly ages 15 to 45) during which pregnancy can occur. Let us suppose that the reader is among those who feel a sense of horror about “teenage pregnancy.” While I could argue that this attitude is irrational, I’ll not belabor that point here. But in seeking to eradicate teenage motherhood, what you are attempting to do is to subtract five years from the potential baby-making years of the female population.

Stipulating, then, that no woman should ever give birth before age 20, you still have (in theory) a 25-year period during which births can occur. Ah, but biological fertility declines significantly after age 30, and the risk of birth defects (particularly Down syndrome) increases after age 35. The window for successful childbearing, you see, is actually narrower than the menarche-to-menopause span of 15-to-45 would suggest. That five-year delay you demanded to prevent teenage motherhood has consequences down the line, which is why in recent decades we have had so many 30-something women in crisis at the ticking of their “biological clock.” We cannot go back in time to take advantage of opportunities we have already passed up — fertility delayed is fertility denied.

Liberals don’t want to acknowledge this reality, and for many years have been selling false hope about egg-freezing, IVF and other advanced medical treatments as a panacea for the problems created by attempting to beat the biological clock. Even if you are buying what they’re selling — i.e., that becoming a mom at 45 is medically feasible — does it make sense that any large number of childless women would pursue these expensive procedures? You’ve gone childless for decades, and now at middle age, you’re going to pay tens of thousands of dollars to make a baby? Do you want to be the only 50-year-old mom at your kindergartner’s PTA? And then you’ll be eligible for Social Security by the time this kid graduates high school. This kind of choice just doesn’t make sense, which is why very few women actually do it. Yet the New York Times assigned Claire Cain Miller to keep selling this unrealistic idea:

Fertility in the United States has been declining since the Great Recession, and reached a new low last year, according to federal data released Thursday, causing some to fear a baby bust.
But it’s not clear that will happen. Instead, there could be a lull, demographers say — a period of very low fertility that could eventually rebound.
That’s because of a drastic shift among American women who are now of childbearing age: They are waiting longer to have babies. They’ve become much less likely to have them in their teens or 20s — and much more likely to in their 30s or 40s.

This is not true. Women are no more “likely” to become mothers in their 30s and 40s than they were when I was born in 1959, when my mom was 30 and I was her second child. In fact, the birth rate for women in their 30s and 40s is much lower now than it was during the Baby Boom.

Miller tries to sell this with a chart showing percentage increases in births to older women, but as Professor Novosad demonstrates, this misrepresents the change in the actual number of births.

Here's what the Upshot's graph looks like when we do it in number of births instead of % changes.

This was a felony-level chart crime. https://t.co/UFgKBpMu0o pic.twitter.com/7rH1KzTJCD

— Paul Novosad (@paulnovosad) April 13, 2026

While it is true that, compared to 2007, there were about 120,000 more births to women 35 and older in 2024, this is a drop in the bucket compared to 1.2 million fewer births among women under 30.

The question of what can be done, as a matter of public policy, to reverse the current alarming trend of below-replacement fertility has perplexed the intellectuals and politicians of our age, but we can never fix a problem by denying the problem exists, which is what Claire Cain Miller is doing with her dishonest chart. Miller and the New York Times are still committed to promoting the same anti-marriage/anti-motherhood feminist propaganda that got us here in the first place. They are still part of the problem, and therefore cannot be part of the solution.